The Fatherhood part of the Birth starts at 10cm dilation. Fatherhood when ur pull-out game weak AF shirt Sure, you’ve read books and sang to the tummy, but playtime is over. What was once considered a sacred place between you and your wife is now on display for anyone in the room and probably anyone passing by the door. It’s also going to change your perspective because what is about to happen makes any one of the SAW movies look tame. You’re soon to be a child enters its first competition as they jam wires in their head to track vital signs. The object of their first game is to get out alive. Then crowning starts. That’s not as regal as it sounds. In reality, you get to see the fat head that the kid inherited from you start to rip your wife apart. It doesn’t come out in one try. Picture trying to crap out a head of cauliflower and it doesn’t come out on the first push…more like the hundredth push. It gets close and then recedes.
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